Lumina crushed by a Ford Ranger

In an obvious act of international espionage the legendary 93' Lumina, aka Black Beauty, aka Knight Rider was totaled by a former high-ranking KGB officer. The incident occurred on the morning of Saturday the 16th of June 2007. Unfortunately the owner, Ryan Ash and insurance adjusters didn't see eye to eye on the cars value. When asked about his thoughts Ryan replied "It is just unfortunate that the foreign car makers had to resort to these tactics to stop my run at 200,000 miles. We could have been a contender." The Lumina will be sold as salvage never again to rock out Daft Punk. The previous owner asks everyone to send his or her donations to the "Save Darfur" foundation. He also asks that everyone take a moment to remember exactly what the Lumina meant to you.

 

Ahhh...memories

-"outta my way, we're VIPs"

-Bumper tag with the Pin

-Fun with jumper cables

-Coworkers wondering if they would survive a lunch trip

-Warm summer days without AC

-Short trips when the Lumina decided it didn't like the current gear

-Rearview mirrors dangling

and so much more....

Ryan Ash "I am gonna miss ya, I will always remember you!"

See the last known picture of Knight Rider

(don't ask me why the picture is 2.5mb, cough lazy cough)